Jon And Kate Gosselin – Which One Is Worse?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009
By Tubby Tim Turner

The other day I did my best to defend Jon Gosselin against all the hate he’s been getting. I reasoned that he has been put in a bad position by his wife Kate and he’s been doing the best he can to endure. But then I decided to keep a more open mind and take a realistic look at both Jon and Kate.

You know what I realized? These are both pretty horrible people when you get right down to it!

There’s almost no reason to choose a winner between Jon and Kate because that’s akin to asking what someone likes better, a cold or the flu. Neither is good and should be avoided at all costs!

Bad people exploit their kids for fame and money

The first thing any of us has to realize is that it takes two to tango. Jon and Kate Gosselin both signed up for multiple births and then both were happy to sell out their own and their children’s privacy for the bag of loot reality television offered. Not only that, they brought their kids into it, without their consent. And that is always wrong, no matter which second rate celebrity is doing it.

The kids didn’t ask to be famous. Hell, children don’t even ask to be brought into this world, let alone paraded around in front of an audience of millions. What exact fact this type of upbringing this will have Jon and Kate’s “Plus 8″ remains unknown, but if the lives of former child stars is any indication, it can’t be all that good.

But Kate and Jon didn’t mind selling out the kids as long as they got what they wanted. A $75,000 weekly paycheck, tons of free swag, and more than their 15 minutes of fame are what the Gosselin’s received in return for losing their right to privacy. They have had a glaring spotlight pointed into their home for years now. Few, if any, marriages could withstand this type of scrutiny, let alone a marriage that had the added responsibility that only multiple births bring with it.

Divorce is bringing out the worst in Jon and Kate Gosselin

Now that the marriage is over, we will likely see more of Jon and Kate Gosselin and their true colors.

For Kate, that means she can continue to be a gold-digging manipulative trailer mama and for Jon it means he’ll spend his life as an aging party boy, constantly chasing younger women, looking for the party he missed during his decade long attachment to Kate.

For the kids, the future is a little more uncertain. It’s hard enough to be children of divorce, let alone to have to act it out in the public spotlight. I would be amazed if these children end up without behavioural problems. Because now, when they need their parents most, both Jon and Kate, seem to be more self absorbed than ever.

Jon and Kate have both failed their children the same way they failed each other. The only reason they haven’t let the rest of us down is because none of us expect anything from them. For us they’re just a couple of buffoons acting out for our amusement. Now, as they sink deeper into the depravity of their lives, watching them will become even more gleeful and diabolical fun than before.

Watching Kate prance around with her kids as if life is just one big photo opportunity and Jon hitting on 22 year old party girls is the type of morbid fun that is so common in the 21st century. Expecting Jon and Kate to suddenly act right is like expecting the whole nation to all of a sudden forget who these two are.

It ain’t gonna happen.

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Who is worse, Jon or Kate?

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3 Responses to “Jon And Kate Gosselin – Which One Is Worse?”

  1. Teddy

    Kate is pretty bad because she’s such a controlling bitch.
    Jon sucks because he is a fat boozer and he is chasing young skanks.
    Neither one has done much with their fame except act like trash.
     

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  2. Chantel

    I get that Kate was controlling. But whats Jon going to do when he gets one of these young skanks pregnant. Am sure the last thing he wants is another kid

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  3. Jon and Kate are your typical example of couples who use fertility drugs. If nature and god meant for them to conceive and reproduce, they would have done so, without drugs. If having and raising children is really what infertile people want, they’d adopt, instead of going the attention getting route. These people have had everything handed to them, on a silver platter, ever since the first of the of the six was drug out of the womb. Any two people who bring large numbers of children into the world during these hard economic times is obviously looking for attention first and whatever they can get free secondly.  People who claim the more to love are full of themselves. Put more love into fewer children, who you actually have time to raise yourselves, not let the children raise each other and you might end up with offsprings worthy of walking this earth.

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