Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Split Up!

Friday, September 25, 2009
By Tubby Tim Turner

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt haters, a group I proudly count myself among, have been waiting for news like this for quite some time. In fact, it has seemed inevitable almost since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie first hooked up on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. With two of Hollywood’s most gargantuan egos at play, how could a relationship that came so far so fast actually last?

In the latest issue of In Touch, in a cover story entitled “Brad Says Goodbye,” new details are emerging that Pitt and Jolie are about to be finished forever. Pitt, tired of the endless fighting with Jolie, has finally had enough. He wants to be more like his old friend George Clooney, and put some fun back into his middle aged lifestyle.

Consider the latest eye-witness report about a Brad Pitt sighting.

“Brad looked scruffy, bloated, and unshaven,” said Raquel Espinola, who recently saw Pitt. “He looks as if he’s living out of his suitcase.”

In this case, that might be closer to the truth than anticipated.

According to the report, Pitt has been booted out of the home he once shared with Jolie and their six offspring.

“Angelina dropped a bombshell,” reveals a close associate of the pair. “She threw him out of the house and told him, ‘This time, it’s for good.’

The trouble has been escalating for months now, as any reader of tabloids surely knows. Angie and Brad have fought over issues such as Nanny-Gate and his drinking. The combined weight of the many confrontation has now become too much to bear.

The straw that broke the camel’s back in this case was Brad’s refusal to attend a September 8 trip with Angelina to Ethiopia, where Angie would serve in her capacity as U.S. ambassador while showing 4 year old adopted daughter Zahara her homeland.

“She had wanted Brad to come with her, but he refused,” said the insider.

Angelina and the whole clan had once taken a similar trip with 8 year old adopted son Maddox to his native Cambodia. She hoped the experience with Zahara would be equally rewarding.

“It was a learning experience for the other kids, but when Brad said he wouldn’t come, it meant the other children would have to stay at home – taking six on her own would have been really tough.”

Since Brad bowed out, Angelina realized she couldn’t take all the kids. This infuriated the glamour girl.

“She though he shared her vision of how she wanted to educate her kids.”

Pitt didn’t back down this time, as he has during prior fights with Jolie. He told her that he didn’t want to go and that he thought the trip would be too much for the twins, Knox and Vivienne, who are only 14 months old. His refusal to go sent Jolie into a tizzy.

“She tore into Brad,” said the insider. “She told him to leave.”

Pitt was ready to move out.

“He is sick of the deceit and wants to move,” said a friend of his. “He feels the sooner that he and Angelina officially break up, the better.”

People close to their situation think a break up is the best thing for Jolie and Pitt.

“Both of them are miserable,” said another friend. “Angelina is rail-thin and looks to be starving herself, and Brad is drinking too much.”

For months the two have been putting up a united front for their fans and their children. But they no longer think this can work.

“They now realize they can’t stop being a couple, while still living together,” said the family friend. “It just doesn’t work. There’s too much resentment.”

One thing seems certain to onlookers, Brad Pitt already seems happier.

“He’s desperate to get back to his old life, before Angelina – and make up for lost time.”

I would be interested in hearing your opinions on this. I know some of you hard core Brangeloonies won’t accept the news. I also expect some will complain about how the tabloids always use “unnamed sources” to tell their stories. The reason is obvious, Brad and Angelina are extremely powerful people in the Entertainment business. If people used their own names as sources, they might be blackballed and have their incomes affected. Therefore they remain anonymous.

So before you deny it all, keep an open mind. After all, many times where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

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26 Responses to “Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Split Up!”

  1. Drop Dead

    Go fuck yourself you fat piece of shit.

    #310
  2. Tubby Tim Turner

    You first.

    Brangeloonie, indeed. :)

    #311
  3. Pamela

    What a completely uncalled for comment first poster!  You should be ashamed of yourself.  You should also ask yourself how hero worshipping those two phonies is improving your life.  You are probably an unemployed hillbilly with that attitude!

    #313
  4. yussi

    pamela:
    LOL!!

    #314
  5. shauna

    I feel kind of guilty for wanting them to break up, especially because they have kids. But, I guess I hate them together because of how they got together in the first place. It would have been less deceptive if they just admitted they were dating before Brad’s marriage was over. Also, it really seems like both of them, especially Angelina, is trying too hard to look perfect and have this perfect family, and perfect relationship. It just makes them seem fake. They would be more “perfect” and “saintly” if they were honest.

    #315
  6. Teresa

    I agree with Shauna totally!  Angelina is just facing Karma.  And much like Angelina, Karma can be a real bitch!  If you steal a man from a woman you deserve to lose that man the same way!
    The kids will be okay because both parents are rich and love them.  Even non celebrity families do not stay together these days forever.
     

    #316
  7. Grace

    The old saying, what goes around-comes around.

    #317
  8. may

    that’s right goes around -comes around bitch! you shouldn’t steal him from jen they were a perfect couple. you freaking ugly.

    #318
  9. Don't Think So

    I don’t believe it. These two will never split up. They might be miserable together, they might hate every minute they’re forced to spend together (obvious from their expressions), but they can’t split up because Brad can’t be seen to leave her and the kids at this point. The public would turn on him with a fury. They’ve created this fairy tale  about the perfect parents with the beautiful rainbow family – and now they’re forced to live it. And THAT is their karma – they don’t get to walk away from this one when it gets old. They’re stuck with one another for eternity in their own hell of their own making. Burn baby burn.

    #319
  10. Let them live thier own lives.

    We need to let them (all celebrity’s) live thier own lives. If they split up, if they stay together is going to be decisions that they need to make, and just like you and I they need some space to do that.

    #320
  11. sly

    Cant wait for the devorce to be final. She is a control freak. She doesn’t even look good anymore. She’s just warn out. Brad leaving Jen might not have been a mistake but leaving her for Jolie, now that’s just f****d up.  Jen is going to come out on top you watch. If I was writing a book, she would end up with Clooney. He’s hot! And what a slap in the face that would be for Pitt. Paybacks are a MF!

    #323
  12. NoLawyers

    I dont think theyre even married, are they? Didn’t they make a big deal about not until everybody could? Anyway, it will be fun to see how they manage to avoid spending any time together in the immediate future. They spend less time in one another’s company than Bush did in the White House.

    #324
  13. people like you all have this world f…k thats is a women who makes millions and sted of wasting all that money she helps people and loves her childrens and i just cant believe that there are womens tlaking like this do you forget that he was the married man  but of courser is alwasy the womens fault cuz mens are all saints and she may be doign all the helping for the press but at least she is doing something what r you doing , and by the way those teo have kids and you are so happy to see them break up and thats your idea of karma what did those kids do to deserve their family to fall apart

    #326
  14. lulz

    I definitely think they have broken up. And the Brangeloonies are going to have a total meltdown.

    #327
  15. I am still hopeful for my prayers to see Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston renew their Holy Matrimony vows.  Its the right thing to do Brad……..you and Jen is STILL the IDEAL couple!!!!!! Can’t wait to see your reunion……God bless

    #328
  16. Blue

    I think that Brad and Angie were a good couple for a long time. He was miserable with Jen. They broke up. So what? Now he’s miserable with Angie and they’ll break up. Why is everyone ganging up on Angie so much? So what if she started seeing Brad while he was with Jen? He was doing it too!! And she’s a good person who does amazing, wonderful things in this world. Yes, it’ll hurt the kids but they’ll be fine in the end. You all need to get a life. Them breaking up isn’t the worst thing in the world or the best.

    #329
  17. annie

    lol i find everyones comments funny. im glad they broke up cuz i hate angie! maybe for a dumb reason but she was the other women and i hate the other woman. the kids will be fine cuz in the end they still have 2 parents who love them and can give them w.e they want. jen deserves better than brad cuz hes not exactly mr. nice guy here. he cheated and is a pig but a hot pig but a pig lol. anyways im glad it happened and ppl wont turn on brad cuz angie threw him out.. its not like he is abondoning his wife and kids geeze lol we all need a life cuz we r reading or commenting on this but its mildly entertaining so who cares right? not me! Btw anyone who is truely crushed by the news well that’s too bad and really pathetic so I suggest they work on their personal life so they can have something better to fret about.

    #330
  18. ashley webb

    i would like to know why you hate angie so much? brad was the one who was married and cheated. it is so typical of females to put the blame on the wrong person. you were not privey to brad and jens marriage so you do not know any true details. he might have wanted kids she might not want to disrupt her career or her figure, you do not know. i dont know why you guys insult anyone who stand up for angie, {how dare anyone like her}thats scarcasm jen might be adopting why now? because

    #332
  19. ashley webb

    i would like to know why you hate angie so much? brad was the one who was married and cheated. it is so typical of females to put the blame on the wrong person. you were not privey to brad and jens marriage so you do not know any true details. he might have wanted kids she might not want to disrupt her career or her figure, you do not know. i dont know why you guys insult anyone who stand up for angie, {how dare anyone like her}thats scarcasm jen might be adopting why now? because….

    #333
  20. I like them together, and I do beieve the truly love each other
    the gossip hounds make it hard for anyone to be happy any more. I think they will be together forever. they have a wonderful life toether, she is doing a wonderful job as ambassador, and Brad has his own activities. That’s what makes a happy home.

    #350
  21. I hope he has left her nasty ass forever. He needs get back with Jennifer Anniston. She probably will not have him though.

    #352
  22. heat bag

    Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves

    #357
  23. sezy

    i think you all should stay out of it because you realy dont know them haveing babys sure does drain alot out of you but you know i dont know but you all need to stay out of it and quit being mean because you would not want someone to post comments about you like that

    #359
  24. Love all

    I think all of you should leave other people alone, you are all noisy and irretating,  to wish that to people who have kidz must brake up is very sick. I am a mother of two and if I were in her situation I will try and make it work for myself and my kidz. So you people who is so nasty is not married and do not have kidz. We will see when it is you that must go through something like that.

    #403
  25. debwhite

    I think thoses that think Brad and Angie should break up are not thinking of their kids.

    #447
  26. Sron

    Sounds like Brad was too big of a wuss to break it off, so he aggravated Angelina until she did it. what a man.
    Too bad they couldn’t work things out.

    #475

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