Angelina Jolie To Brad Pitt – To The Couch With You!

Friday, August 28, 2009
By Tubby Tim Turner

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie should be enjoying the dog days of summer. After all, they’re spending quality time together at a dream location. Pitt and Jolie, and their six children, are staying at the 880-acre estate in the South of France where they first stayed after announcing the arrival of twins Vivienne and Knox. 13 months later, the visit seems to be lacking much of the magic they enjoyed the first time.

“Brad has been adamant that Angie spend time with family and focus on them with as much passion and energy as she does with all her projects,” a source told OK!

Angelina hasn’t lived up to that hope just yet.

“Right after they got to France, Brad found a box of scripts that Angie had said she wanted to read. She and Brad got into a fight over it. Angie stormed out of the room and went into the bedroom.”

At that point Angelina Jolie really wigged out and demanded that Brad Pitt sleep on the couch! Not exactly the romantic outing he had in mind for his visit to France. The insider relates that the couple has been fighting for quite some time, but now they are letting it all hang out, even arguing in front of their kids. That behavior used to be off limits.

“Angie walked away because she doesn’t want to ever have to worry that her kids might one day wake up saying ‘Mommy and Daddy fight all the time’ like what she saw in her household,” said the friend.

Brad would also like to keep the controversy away from the kids.

“He played video games with the boys all night and made breakfast for the family in the morning, including fresh grapefruit juice for Angie.”

There are other sources of stress in the once ideal relationship. Pitt wishes that Jolie would reconcile with her father, Jon Voight. That is a particularly sore spot with Angie.

“Brad risked alienating Angie by insisting she let go of old resentments and get back on speaking terms with Jon,” said another insider. “It’s not like Brad is proposing that Angie and Jon sweep the past under the rug, but he wants his kids to know their grandfather and bond with him.”

The reconciliation isn’t go to fly for a few reasons. Chiefly, Voight never paid $180,000 in child support payments to Angie’s beloved mother, Marcheline Bertrand. That has rubbed Jolie the wrong way and it seems doubtful that she and her father will be moving past the issue and becoming a close knight family.

“It’s the principle that matters. Her mom’s death has been the single most painful event in Angie’s life. She still struggles to cope with the loss, so anything pertaining to her mom continues to be touchy.”

Pitt, foiled in his efforts to become a peacemaker, has resigned himself to the reality that Jolie and Voight are finished.

But that’s not the only trouble in the relationship between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Pitt, the one-time pothead, has now gone to pot, and is sporting a major league pot-belly. His added girth is not sitting well with Jolie, who prides herself on her waif-like physique.

“Brad has put on at least 10 extra pounds in the past couple months,” said a source. “Angie finds his new belly pretty unattractive. She thinks he’s getting a the tummy of a middle-aged man who doesn’t take care of himself.”

Jolie has tried putting Brad on a diet, with limited results.

“Food has never been a big deal for Angie, so it’s not a sacrifice for her to give up certain foods for healthier fare,” said the source. “But for Brad, it’s hard to switch to eating oatmeal and wheat germ for breakfast, because he’s more of a bacon-and-eggs man.”

Despite the troubles, Pitt seems to be devoted to Jolie and wants to make their non-marriage work.

“Brad knows his relationship with Angie is on the line,” said the source. “He’s going to have to start working out again and eating healthier. And he’s got to stop drinking, which could be causing some of his belly bloat. Brad is determined to get back in shape for Angie. He really hopes that by losing the extra weight and eating more healthy fare, she will fall in love with him all over again.”

Poor fat, drunken Brad Pitt has been reduced to a hapless couch-dwelling figure. One wonders how long he will continue to try and live up to Angie’s expectations.

What do you think will happen next?

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2 Responses to “Angelina Jolie To Brad Pitt – To The Couch With You!”

  1. What is real? Grant it they are actors but when they are on the red carpet or after they seem very close. I just wish we knew for sure if any of this negative gossip is true. I find both of them great individual together and apart they have their own interest yet they support each other. All couples fight! If that mean a break up then most of our world would be seperataed daily.

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  2. Nana

    Also, I’m wondering about the reports of their arguments and what goes on in their home.
    Who could know these details??? A nanny, a cleaning person???  And if they are quoting what was said and done…..wouldn’t they immediately be fired?
    How can we know for sure what goes on in their home???

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