Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Sexy Talking Again

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are fairly predictable. Whenever one of them has a new movie to promote, the two of them start talking about their sex life in public.

First Pitt told Parade that he and Jolie loved to make love in the grotto of their home. The grotto, located behind the pool at their house, is a “great place for sex” said the 46 year old Hollywood hunk.

Last night Angelina Jolie decided to weigh in on the issue while being photographed on the red carpet for the premier of Inglorious Basterds.

“Yeah, well, we got a few special places,” she said to Extra. “You keep it going.”

This gave Pitt a chance to expound in further detail about the same subject.

“It’s not true. We have far more comfortable places to go,” he chimed in. “There is a grotto there. It’s an old Hollywood property… just a few minutes that way… and rumor is Jimi Hendrix spent some time there. That’s the story. I run with it.”

And that’s the extent of the depth of their commentary. I hate to say it, but when Jolie and Pitt start talking about their sex lives, it forces me to come to terms with just what vapid air heads these two really are. Here are two people with nearly endless opportunities to speak to the public. Yet, when confronted with a microphone, they talk about their favorite places to “bump uglies.”

Pitt and Jolie news seems to break into two neat camps. The first camp follows them around, asking creampuff questions, and then diligently recording the answers.

The other camp, led by Life & Style and Star, does their best to find “inside sources” who reveal the dirt about Hollywood’s most famous power couple. I prefer news from the latter group. I personally don’t want to hear about how Pitt and Jolie are “soulmates” and are humping like little bunnies in every nook and cranny of their luxurious rental mansions.

No. I would much prefer to hear about how Angelina Jolie went nuts upon finding Brad massaging a nanny or how she becomes incredibly irritated when she finds her man texting his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. I mean it only takes a bit of imagination to see how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, being two such entitled characters would soon grow bored of each other’s company and turn on each other. Pitt has been in one aborted relationship after another with women who were mainly his co-stars. The next time he does a movie with himself as a romantic lead and a hot female co-star as his love interest, I truly expect he’ll revert to his old tricks.

The main thing keeping these two together is their kids. Few couples have so many children under the age of eight. But as Kate and Jon Gosselin prove, having a bunch of kids is not enough to keep a marriage going.

Just as Pitt could easily fall back to his old tricks, so could his sainted girlfriend Angelina Jolie. Let’s be honest, she played the role of “homewrecker” in the marriage of Pitt and Aniston. Could Karma come calling for her? It certainly could, and it would very much be a case of poetic justice when you get right down to it.

But right now, we’re forced to believe the words of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Until one of the tabloids actually catches them in the act or we get a public confession, we have to take their words at face value. If Pitt and Jolie say they love each other so much and are very happy, we just have to ignore our suspicions and go along for the ride.

“We both have been around long enough and have been in enough relationships to know what we want out of it to know when we’re wasting time,” Pitt said on the red carpet. He also said that fights between him and Jolie are very rare.

Jolie said she’s also Pitt’s soulmate.

“That is very cool. Well, he’s mine. It is what it is.”

So I ask you, dear reader, which camp do you belong to? Are you one that thinks Pitt and Jolie are telling it like it is with their soul mate talk, or do you think they’re barely hanging in during the final moments of their doomed relationship?

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